Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Men in Black

Sewer boots, sewer bonds, mayoral candidates and synthetic interest rates. I've had it with trying to figure it out. I am left with the only explanation that really makes sense of it all. See the Philadelphia Examiner from last week: Do UFO's favor Pennsylvania? Statistics say yes.


Blogger Lady Elaine said...

Wow! I thought there was something fishy going on down there. Single ladies, put your hands up! There's a bona fide ufologist out there! Maybe he'll put a ring on it. . .

btw, my verification word is dooftie.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 8:20:00 AM  
Blogger C. Briem said...

Think about it. That big LED billboard for Downtown… a communication device with the great beyond? Interminable city council sessions on TV….. an advanced version of a numbers station? If anyone has any doubts, is there anyone who does not believe Larry Dunn was from another planet? And can anyone tell me what goes on on the 2nd floor of the City County building. It’s like platform 9 ¾. Any other clues out there?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 8:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget the 'digital art' at the T station downtown (Wood Street?). That is clearly not designed for humans.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 11:11:00 AM  
Blogger Lady Elaine said...

oooooo, the gibberish on the buses is alien communication--forget about the black helicopter caucus and their government conspiracy theories!

And the crane on top of the building downtown? Celarly used to get troubled UFO's.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 11:19:00 AM  
Blogger Bram Reichbaum said...

Don't laugh about the Grant Street Transportation Center. You know the tall turret, or spire, out front? We are told that is intended towards some "more exciting possibilities in the future". I was thinking a neighborhood-obliterating laser, but it could be a homing beacon to the beyond.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UFOs can hover, which would also explain why the roads are in such a state.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are you completely avoiding the artwork/giant homing device on top of the Carnegie Science Center? Are you also part of the conspiracy?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 3:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the "Life on Mars" exhibit at the regular Carnegie Museum.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 11:45:00 PM  
Blogger C. Briem said...

The device on the top of the science center is actually an energy collection device used for processing intergalactic krill.

Thursday, March 12, 2009 9:00:00 AM  
Blogger Lady Elaine said...

HA! That is hilarious Briem!

The Gulf Building has been sending messages to outerspace for years with their color-coded spectrum!

And Doug Shields and Andy Warhol are def. aliens.

I think we should come up with a list of Pittsburgh aliens.

Thursday, March 12, 2009 9:04:00 AM  
Blogger C. Briem said...

There really is too much material to go around.

Bill's trip to Norway.... or sabbatical on the mother ship?

Thursday, March 12, 2009 8:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm crying!

Friday, March 13, 2009 12:45:00 PM  
Blogger Lady Elaine said...



Wednesday, March 18, 2009 8:55:00 AM  
Blogger C. Briem said...

I love Iceland.. may even be my ethnicity a long long way back. Long story.

Thursday, March 19, 2009 1:52:00 AM  

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