Daily Ranking and then some
Certainly more important than Bernardo (who mentioned him recently?), who will never be back anyway. He seems to have a pretty regular concert schedule to break away and fly up here for anything as silly as an arraignment.
and for good measure. From the Onion Sports Network: Pirates Mathematically Eliminated From Major League Baseball. They think they are jesting. Are they? What is the Mendoza line for an entire team? Anyway, it's their second best Pirates headline after the infamous: PNC Park Threatens To Leave Pittsburgh Unless Better Team Is Built