Ho no Pittsburgh yo!
You realize of course that Pittsburgh is the center the Ho Ho world. Remember Ho-Ho-gate? Turns out the number reported in that for our Ho Ho consumption was misread and off by more than two decimal points. (note that even bad Ho Ho stats rise to the level of needing a correction) Still, we seem to be the top Ho Ho consumers around relatively. There should be national biz journalists parachuting in to town to interview us.
Buy em while you can. Raises an interesting economic question. Could Twinkies be used as a store of value?
Just one word. CUPCAKES